IT sayings

rdix2501

There is only 10 people in this world. Ones that do understand binary and ones that don't.

Find more posts tagged with

Free for TechExams community: Cybersecurity salary guide

Compare cert salaries and plan your next career move

Button

Comments

cacharo

Megadeth4168 wrote:

sprkymrk wrote:

User: I can't get this stupid email attachment to open.
Nick Burns (Company computer guy): Oh, I see, it's the email that's stupid, not you, right?

http://www.vidstogo.com/player.php?vfname=burnsanniston&ext=wmv

http://cnettv.cnet.com/9742-1_53-11125.html

Gotta love Nick Burns!

Mooooooooooooooove!

ladiesman217

Be careful of the programmer that holds a screw driver.

dynamik

Man, I hadn't seen those before. That was good Mark, thanks.

"I can't wait to get my MCSE and quit this job!" Amen!

Edit: Found a full list: http://snl.jt.org/char.php?i=515 I should check out those celebrity jeopardy videos again as well...

Stotic

Oh that Nick Burns!

"I'm having trouble with my printer, all my stuff keeps going to that printer in marketing."

"Oh, is the walk killing you there buddy? Just get better shoes, that's all."

wd40

The other way around.

ME: I have a problem with internet, I can not get to any website without using a proxy server
I think it is a DNS issue???

ISP late shift operator with an angry voice: There is nothing called DNS.

ME: OK!, Thanks, goodbye.

brad-

Anything from the Nick Burns soundboard.

He was a Jimmy Fallon character on SNL. He was an elitist computer snob - very funny stuff.

jamesp1983

PC Load Letter? Wtf does that mean?

Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?

jamesp1983

wd40 wrote:

The other way around.

ME: I have a problem with internet, I can not get to any website without using a proxy server
I think it is a DNS issue???

ISP late shift operator with an angry voice: There is nothing called DNS.

ME: OK!, Thanks, goodbye.

wow, that must have been the b team.

blargoe

The following error occured: The operation completed successfully.

Mmartin_47

blargoe wrote:

The following error occured: The operation completed successfully.

rfult001

My new favorite IT saying:

"the difference in IT between multitasking and ADD is success" - Ahriakin

Kaminsky

One way to get your user's do a quick double take...

User: "I hate this computer"
You: "Strange .. it reports back quite highly about you.."

That really f***'s with their minds..

pLuhhmm

"is it plugged in?"

"unplug your router, modem and turn off your computer and wait a few mins"

"its a dvd not a cd" -_-

dad "the internet isnt working"
me "...the wifi button off" -_-