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  • cacharocacharo Member Posts: 361
    Megadeth4168 wrote:
    sprkymrk wrote:
    User: I can't get this stupid email attachment to open.
    Nick Burns (Company computer guy): Oh, I see, it's the email that's stupid, not you, right?

    http://www.vidstogo.com/player.php?vfname=burnsanniston&ext=wmv

    http://cnettv.cnet.com/9742-1_53-11125.html

    Gotta love Nick Burns!

    Mooooooooooooooove!
    Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them become what they are capable of being.
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  • ladiesman217ladiesman217 Member Posts: 416
    Be careful of the programmer that holds a screw driver.
    No Sacrifice, No Victory.
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  • dynamikdynamik Banned Posts: 12,312 ■■■■■■■■■□
    Man, I hadn't seen those before. That was good Mark, thanks.

    "I can't wait to get my MCSE and quit this job!" Amen!

    Edit: Found a full list: http://snl.jt.org/char.php?i=515 I should check out those celebrity jeopardy videos again as well...
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  • StoticStotic Member Posts: 248
    Oh that Nick Burns!

    "I'm having trouble with my printer, all my stuff keeps going to that printer in marketing."

    "Oh, is the walk killing you there buddy? Just get better shoes, that's all."
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  • wd40wd40 Member Posts: 1,017 ■■■■□□□□□□
    The other way around.

    ME: I have a problem with internet, I can not get to any website without using a proxy server
    I think it is a DNS issue???

    ISP late shift operator with an angry voice: There is nothing called DNS.

    ME: OK!, Thanks, goodbye.
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  • brad-brad- Member Posts: 1,218
    Anything from the Nick Burns soundboard.

    He was a Jimmy Fallon character on SNL. He was an elitist computer snob - very funny stuff.
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  • jamesp1983jamesp1983 Member Posts: 2,475 ■■■■□□□□□□
    PC Load Letter? Wtf does that mean?

    Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?
    "Check both the destination and return path when a route fails." "Switches create a network. Routers connect networks."
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  • jamesp1983jamesp1983 Member Posts: 2,475 ■■■■□□□□□□
    wd40 wrote:
    The other way around.

    ME: I have a problem with internet, I can not get to any website without using a proxy server
    I think it is a DNS issue???

    ISP late shift operator with an angry voice: There is nothing called DNS.

    ME: OK!, Thanks, goodbye.


    wow, that must have been the b team.
    "Check both the destination and return path when a route fails." "Switches create a network. Routers connect networks."
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  • blargoeblargoe Member Posts: 4,174 ■■■■■■■■■□
    The following error occured: The operation completed successfully.
    IT guy since 12/00

    Recent: 11/2019 - RHCSA (RHEL 7); 2/2019 - Updated VCP to 6.5 (just a few days before VMware discontinued the re-cert policy...)
    Working on: RHCE/Ansible
    Future: Probably continued Red Hat Immersion, Possibly VCAP Design, or maybe a completely different path. Depends on job demands...
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  • Mmartin_47Mmartin_47 Member Posts: 430
    blargoe wrote:
    The following error occured: The operation completed successfully.

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  • rfult001rfult001 Member Posts: 407
    My new favorite IT saying:

    "the difference in IT between multitasking and ADD is success" - Ahriakin
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  • KaminskyKaminsky Member Posts: 1,235
    One way to get your user's do a quick double take...

    User: "I hate this computer"
    You: "Strange .. it reports back quite highly about you.."

    That really f***'s with their minds.. ;)
    Kam.
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  • pLuhhmmpLuhhmm Member Posts: 146
    "is it plugged in?"

    "unplug your router, modem and turn off your computer and wait a few mins"

    "its a dvd not a cd" -_-

    dad "the internet isnt working"
    me "...the wifi button off" -_-
    Ever wonder what makes special sauce so special? YO!
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