First things first...I'm not going to lie. I suck at spelling and grammar and I generally tend to be random and/or ramble. Please read on though! If you can offer any answers I look forward to and encourage your reply.

Hello guys, My Name is Corey and I am interested in going into the IT field upon my departure from the Armed Forces...So, naturally I decided to come here to meet future friends and like-minded people. I'm 21, and I am from Virginia. Richmond to be specific, although I have lived in every big city in VA to include Arlington, Alexandria, VA Beach, Norfolk, and even DC.
I have been lurking on these boards for a while, but I didnt want to introduce myself until I had a pretty large and healthy post of questions for all of you guys. I didnt see a coming and going forum or an introduction forum but I could be mistaken, so If I posted this in the wrong section I apologize.
My Background:
Got my first computer in 2001, it was an HP pushing 128MB of RAM...ohhh yeahhhh...and I abused the hell out of it, in the process getting obsessed with Photoshop and web design, but that's another story. I had never had formal computer training until I joined the Army and then I got a whole bunch of watered down information and pretty much learned everything on my own. Now I do pretty much everything, since pretty much everything needs to be fixed out here in Afghanistan (I'm deployed). From hardware upgrades to Active Directory, I'm usually "that guy" but I still have tons ot learn! I love to learn though so its ok.
I am interested in going into Desktop Support once I leave the Army and then working my way into some kind of MCSE or SysAdmin position, possibly even getting into networking in the long run.
Certifications: CFOT, CFOS/T and MCDST is in progress. Theres only so much testing I can do out here!

This is my intended path of certs:
A+, MCDST, MCTS (Vista), MCITP: Enterprise Undecided. So i'll get to list MCP on a resume too, I guess. I thinking taking the vista upgrade exam gets you MCTS and an MCP right? Hmm.
I have a bunch of questions for you guys and I would appreciate if anyone could answer them or just share oppinons about them. I thought grouping them would be better than making different threads.
1. How much REALISTICALLY should I expect in wages, with A+, MCDST, and my two Fiber Optics Certs? I also have 4 years of Desktop Support experience in the Army. I would be working in or around VA. (Desktop Support or Cleared Desktop Support)
2. What are the advantages of getting on with Robert Half, TekSys, etc Vs. getting hired directly through a company? I'm new to the whole "Real World" Job hunting thing. I've heard good and bad about these recruiters.
3. What job information should be posted on a resume? Should I include only jobs that are IT related or are you supposed to put all jobs on there? Even Mcjob from when I was 17? I've always been confused about this.
4. Do Tier I jobs actually "Troubleshoot"? Microsoft press would have you believe that all Tier one jobs are just people reading from a script and following the correct route until they reach the solution or escalate it. That doesnt seem challenging at all, or even fun. No offense to anyone. I guess it depends on where you work right?
5. What is you personal oppinon on pursuing a Microsoft Office certification instead of another Technical cert? I've seen a lot of job descriptions requiring expert use of Office. Is it worth it?
6. What is the value of a SECRET clearance vs a TS/SCI? I know TS/SCI trumps Secret, but do employers even see clearances as a sign of "Hey, this guy is trustworthy with information"? Also, Does having a clearance equal any kind of extra consideration for compensation in a company that is non government?
7. What about applying to jobs that say they "require" you have a TS/SCI, should you still apply anyways? A lot of companies will pay for an upgrade, or so I've been told.
8. What is the average "Dress Code" for a technical support environment, tier I or Tier II? Or, what is YOUR companies dress code like?
9. Is there a rock solid line between "Help Desk" and "Desktop Support"? I'm confused because sometimes it seems like help desk is just a teir 1 call in desk/center and othertimes it seems like help desk does the same job as a desktop support team, which to me is very hands on and always moving, always staying busy. Lots of client and customer interface as well.
10. During interveiws is it better to be very uptight and super duper profressional, or is it better to be friendly and funny? What I'm asking is...Is it considered unprofessional to make your interviewers laugh? I am much more comfortable in situations where I can be myself and make other people laugh, but I feel like you need to retain a professional attitude in an interview. It just seems like in this support field, that having a good personality is important to employers because of all the customer interaction you have. What are your thoughts? Maybe I can find a middle ground?
11. Does anyone know of IT tech schools that will take the GIG bill? I'm not looking for a technical college, just a trade school. I am not interested in a BA or BS. At least not right now.
12. With my experience in the Army, should I jump straight into tier 2 support or grind through tier 1 and see if I can pick anything else up? Here is a summary of my job functions for the last 4 years:
* Active Directory functions (adding users, deleting, passwords resets, moving users to different OU's etc)
* Hardware upgrades (general)with extensive work done on laptops
* troubleshooting multiples kinds of printers, scanners etc and troubleshooting them.
* Driver support for all computers, all devices....anything.
* Network connectivity. Running cat5, troublshooting shared drives...etc etc (basic network stuff)
* Installation of windows. troublshooting windows applications
* configuring email accounts
* troublehsooting office
* Ghosting, reimaging and adding/joining computers to the domain
* Phone support for 300 users and also using a ticket based system
* IAVA
* Compliance enforcement
* pushing out anti virus updates and windows patches....
* troubleshooting CAC cards and connection issues, account lockouts and reconfigs...
* Setting up and operating various kinds of satellite dishes
* Networking printers, mapping drives...
* Security settings, permissions, group policies
* Formatting hard drives, scanning computers
Blah Blah ...Idunno, the list goes on and on...I've even configured blackberries.
I dont know the "real world" side of things, but I think this is at least tier 2....what do you think? What extra things would tier 3 consist of?
13. Do you think employers would consider me for a little more compensation because I'm an expert with web design and graphic design? All the jobs I've ever had, I've used these skills to benefit the employer. Company websites, Sales flyers, etc etc. You thoughts?
14. last but not least...
What are the differences in the average job functions between someone who works primarily with MCITP: Enterprise Messaging Admin. and someone who works with MCITP: Enterprise Support Consumer? I know they are different, I am just looking for a rundown on both of these certs.
By the way, a lot of you regulars crack me up man....I thoroughly enjoy stalking the boards