I love this economy . . . . .
No sarcasm there.
I was just told that a Bachelors Degree was REQUIRED for a helpdesk/desktop support position.
It's a good thing that I'm too retarded to deploy a windows service pack without a 4 year degree. My XP system runs just fine without one. HA!
JOB description
CURRENT PROJECTS:
* Deploying and managing the Windows XP Service Pack 3 (SP3).
* Assist with Dell Image Direct project.
* Future projects as they arise.
RESPONSIBILITIES:
The Desktop Analyst position is a key member of the information management office. The job entails support of the company's desktop and laptop network as well as planning and implementation of new software packages.
Responsibilities include:
* PC Hardware Selection and Image Creation
* Software Deployments
* Help Desk Support
* Desktop and Laptop Security
* Software Management
* Hardware Life Cycle
* Hardware Support
* On-call support rotation
Requirements
QUALIFICATIONS:
* 4 year college degree and minimum 4 years of related IT work experinece.
* Team player who can provide excellent customer service in a fast paced environment.
* Demonstrated ability to participate in technical projects, handling day-to-day task management, and providing effective communications with team members, including status reporting.
* Expertise in planning, design, implementation, and ongoing support of Microsoft desktop operating systems and related applications (MS-Office, Internet Explorer, etc.).
* Understanding of overall IT infrastructure architecture and the ability to assist in the definition of desktop hardware and software requirements based upon business needs.
* Expertise in developing and maintaining Desktop images and managing our image library.
* Strong knowledge of Windows scripting tools and developing unattended software installations.
* Experience using desktop system management appliance to deploy software to the entire enterprise.
* Wonderlic score greater than or equal to twenty-four (24); acceptable results on Profile XT Assessment.
* Dell hardware and Microsoft professional certifications are a plus.
TECHNICAL SKILLS:
* Hardware Supported: Desktop and Laptops PCs, LaserJet and DeskJet printers, Print Servers, VPN routers, switches, DSL and Cable modems, backup devices, etc.
* Networking Protocol: TCP/IP
* Windows Operating System: 98, 98 SE, XP and Vista.
* Microsoft Office Suite: Word, Excel, Outlook, Outlook Express, Outlook Web Access (OWA), PowerPoint, Access, and Publisher
* Miscellaneous software/applications: Adobe Reader, Internet Explorer, McAfee Anti-Virus software, and Accuterm.
Yup, that's some complicated stuff there.