Even Ninjas Affected by Recession
Until TARP funds are made available to shadowy assassination guilds, more Ninjas may be forced out on the street and into a life of property crime.
Cops hunt sword-waving ninja after robbery bid:
Cops hunt ninja after robbery bid - Criminal weirdness- msnbc.com
The fact that the robbery was unsuccessful could mean one of two things.
1. He was an ineffective ninja and deserved to be let go.
2. His ninjitsu was no match for the laundry clerk's tiger-style kung fu.
Reminds me of a story published in The Onion about a ninja suffering a breakdown at the office.
Disgruntled Ninja Silently Kills 12 Co-Workers | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Cops hunt sword-waving ninja after robbery bid:
Cops hunt ninja after robbery bid - Criminal weirdness- msnbc.com
The fact that the robbery was unsuccessful could mean one of two things.
1. He was an ineffective ninja and deserved to be let go.
2. His ninjitsu was no match for the laundry clerk's tiger-style kung fu.
Reminds me of a story published in The Onion about a ninja suffering a breakdown at the office.
Disgruntled Ninja Silently Kills 12 Co-Workers | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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NetAdmin2436
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Guys, I have been doing some investigative research and I found a mugshot of one of these ninja thief's.
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LarryDaMan
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I love The Onion
I think dynamik or someone posted this one a while back which I really like.
LAPD Discovers Hidden Deformed Olsen Triplet | The Onion - America's Finest News Source -
LarryDaMan
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