IT Jokes

2lazybutsmart2lazybutsmart Member Posts: 1,119
This one really made my day a lot better.... icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

A computer was something on TV
-from a science fiction show
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat

Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was something musicians lined up

Now they all mean different things
And that really bytes

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account

And if you had a 3 1/2" floppy
You hoped nobody found out

Compress was something you did to the garbage
And on your fingernails you used a file

And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while

Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode

Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue

A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head

I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead

Exquisite as a lily, illustrious as a full moon,
Magnanimous as the ocean, persistent as time.
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