Resume help bad! I suck!

Ok here are two versions of what I have so far. One page and two page versions. Please give me any advice at all, all of the online resume grading software I can find grades my resume low 
....Any advice will help!
...Also which should I go with the 1 or 2 page resume. Thanks!

....Any advice will help!
...Also which should I go with the 1 or 2 page resume. Thanks!