You Know You're a Network Administrator When...

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You Know You're a Network Administrator When...
All of your friends have an @ in the middle of their names.

Your best friend is someone that you chat with online but have never met.

You see a beautiful sunset and you expect to save it to your desktop.

You are overcome with disbelief, anger and finally depressed when you encounter a Web page with no links.

You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode.

You feel driven to consult the "Cool Page of the Day" on your wedding day.

You are driving on a dark and rainy night when you hydroplane on a puddle, sending your car careening toward a flimsy guard rail that separates you from the precipice of a rocky cliff and certain death. You frantically search for the "Back" button.

When every member in your family has an e-mail account on the mail server where you work.

You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word

When you shut down your router and get an awful sick feeling like someone you love just died.

When you come home late at night from reconfiguring the servers and your wife draped a blond wig over your monitor and tells you to marry this.

You refuse to speak to your parents until they get e-mail.

Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.

You laugh at people that have modems.

You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.

You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

You tell the cab driver you live at http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html

Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed." Not even the laptop.

You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :^)

You turn on your computer, and turn off your spouse.

Your spouse says communication is important in a you install Instant Messenger on her computer. And when she leaves you, you're icon_sad.gif

You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month "unlimited."

And finally,

You know you're a Network Administrator if you've sent this page to your yahoo account.

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