I CANT FIND A DATE, I DONT KNOW WHAT I"M DOING WRONG.

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  • OlajuwonOlajuwon Inactive Imported Users Posts: 356
    Do you look like your avatar? If so, then you know why you can't find a date... :P
    "And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years"
  • moss12moss12 Banned Posts: 220 ■■□□□□□□□□
    LOL ROFL thats cold man
    Do you look like your avatar? If so then you now why you can't find a date...
  • eurotrasheurotrash Member Posts: 817
    I CANT FIND A DATE, I DONT KNOW WHAT I"M DOING WRONG.
    You...exist.
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  • K_amisiK_amisi Inactive Imported Users Posts: 131
    icon_rolleyes.gif i'm surprised with your looks the ladies don't stand a chance
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  • WebmasterWebmaster Admin Posts: 10,292 Admin
    If you start wondering why you can't find a job, I can tell you it's probably the same reason you can't find a date. Some sunglasses and a wacko-jacko mouth cap would help... I think... it did for MJ ;)
  • jpeezy55jpeezy55 Member Posts: 255
    I'll bet you look real good around 2 AM and 12 Beers in...

    I just don't see why you can't get a date...You look like a member of "Cheap Girls" (refer to the movie "The Money Pit" if you missed that one...)

    Hmmm...
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  • Go BucksGo Bucks Member Posts: 152
    That looks like one of Conan O'Brien's "If They Mated" pictures. I sure hope you don't dilute the gene pool. :D
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  • sprkymrksprkymrk Member Posts: 4,884 ■■■□□□□□□□
    A guy walks into a grocery store and buys one frozen dinner, one bottle of coke, one candy bar, and a TV Guide. The cute girl at the register smiles and says to him "I bet you're single". The guy says, "You're right. How'd you guess?".
    She says "Because you're ugly".

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  • PlantwizPlantwiz Alligator wrestler Mod Posts: 5,057 Mod
    Well, try hanging out in bars. Living at home with your parents and sleeping as much as possible....girls like guys with that sort of motivation motivation ;)icon_scratch.gif NOT!!!
    Plantwiz
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    ***I'll add you can Capitalize the word 'I' to show a little respect for yourself too.

    'i' before 'e' except after 'c'.... weird?
  • sprkymrksprkymrk Member Posts: 4,884 ■■■□□□□□□□
    Here's a couple that said they would go on a date with you:

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    All things are possible, only believe.
  • eurotrasheurotrash Member Posts: 817
    I laugh at you, n00b!

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