Top 10 signs you need to find a new job.

keenon

I watch letterman here and there and my fav part is the top 10 countdown so i'm intergrating it into this thread.

number 10.

You start to think of reasons why not to go to work

number 9.

You spend more time talking to the cleaning crew than your co-workers

number 8.

You call in sick because your just sick of the job

number 7.

Your kids pet fish died so you take bereavement days

number 6.

At lunch you complain about work before going back to work

number 5.

You meet a nice person at the bar you had lunch at and decided to hang out with them instead of going back for the meeting.

number 4.

Your listening to gospel/church/motivational music all the way to work to stay at peace.

number 3.

Your manager asked for your opinion and you answered with "Meh"

number 2.

You arrived at work with a wife beater on with shorts and flip flops. Hoping to get sent home but it didn't work and now your planning on the next fashion statement

number 1.

You came into work and automatically got pissed when someone mentioned your name.


Disclaimer: This is strictly to be funny and not to be taken seriously. Any things listed that happen to be factual in your past /current situation or at your past/current employer are strictly coincidental and should be deemed as such.

Silver Bullet

I was watching a comedian not too long ago and he said he called in sick one day with the excuse that he had **** Glaucoma.

Boss: "What's **** Glaucoma"

Employee: "It's where I just don't see my a$$ coming into work today"

mgeorge

Haha!!! I think I've done everyone of these!!!!

Especially talking to the janitor!!! My old janitor was awesome, he was retired army and man he had a great story everyday!!!

druid318

I once went to a job interview on my lunch hour.

SrAtechie

Number one is number one for me! I've had that happen at every job I've had. Hell, I'm already like that in my current job!

keenon

i'm glad everyone likes it.. i have a few more but i will post that on another thread

Darthn3ss

atleast 8 of those currently apply to me :>

mrj

1 & 4 baby.. 1 & 4.

garv221

you have shown up drunk more than 3 times.

Schluep

keenon wrote:

number 6.

At lunch you complain about work before going back to work

You eat lunch away from your desk? Sign me up. That sounds like it should be on the Top 10 Reasons to Stay list.

christenm123

Your manager asked for your opinion and you answered with "Meh"

That one is my favorite I think.

Kasor

I think they miss the "Office Affair" and it will be a case for many co-worker. YOu know after that one night stand and you name will be around the female or male co-worker lunch hot topic...