Interesting Book on Amazon
Ivanjam
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While studying for the CIW Database Design Specialist Exam (1D0-541), I came across this intriguing book on Amazon:
Certified Database Design Specialist Secrets To Acing The Exam and Successful Finding And Landing Your Next Certified Database Design Specialist Certified Job: Kevin Albert: 9781486160488: Amazon.com: Books
Check out the sample pages on by clicking on the image of the book. It looks like someone just wrote a hodgepodge of general exam preparation stuff in a foreign language and then used Google Translate to convert it to English. Is this the latest Amazon scam?
Scam or not, the book is a goldmine of literary gems and useful, albeit cryptic, advice, some of which are definitely spot on, like:
"The CIW Database Design Specialist track supplies introductory vendor of no distinctive quality education for individuals..."
Surprise surprise! That's exactly what I thought of CIW!
"It's significant to adjudicate and hold onto things in perspective and discover ways of reducing tenseness if things appear to be getting on top upper upside of you"
"Going for a use of one's feet to advance be operating or functioning or to the gym is not a waste of time it is a very valuable manner to well defined your top person who is in charge and support your research better"
"Limit drugs Caffeine Eg beverage no doz V and other drugs Eg travel at an excessive or illegal velocity coke bestow you a having little length elevator before making you cease operating abruptly and cause a sharp or stinging pain."
Combining a dozen eggs, coke and caffeine can certainly have an adverse effect on your "little length elevator"!
Certified Database Design Specialist Secrets To Acing The Exam and Successful Finding And Landing Your Next Certified Database Design Specialist Certified Job: Kevin Albert: 9781486160488: Amazon.com: Books
Check out the sample pages on by clicking on the image of the book. It looks like someone just wrote a hodgepodge of general exam preparation stuff in a foreign language and then used Google Translate to convert it to English. Is this the latest Amazon scam?
Scam or not, the book is a goldmine of literary gems and useful, albeit cryptic, advice, some of which are definitely spot on, like:
"The CIW Database Design Specialist track supplies introductory vendor of no distinctive quality education for individuals..."
Surprise surprise! That's exactly what I thought of CIW!
"It's significant to adjudicate and hold onto things in perspective and discover ways of reducing tenseness if things appear to be getting on top upper upside of you"
"Going for a use of one's feet to advance be operating or functioning or to the gym is not a waste of time it is a very valuable manner to well defined your top person who is in charge and support your research better"
"Limit drugs Caffeine Eg beverage no doz V and other drugs Eg travel at an excessive or illegal velocity coke bestow you a having little length elevator before making you cease operating abruptly and cause a sharp or stinging pain."
Combining a dozen eggs, coke and caffeine can certainly have an adverse effect on your "little length elevator"!
Fall 2014: Start MA in Mathematics [X]
Fall 2016: Start PhD in Mathematics [X]
Fall 2016: Start PhD in Mathematics [X]
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MentholMoose
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Maybe it's from this guy.
PATENTED BOOK WRITING SYSTEM CREATES, SELLS HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF BOOKS ON AMAZONMentholMoose
MCSA 2003, LFCS, LFCE (expired), VCP6-DCV -
the_hutch
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MentholMoose wrote: »Maybe it's from this guy.
PATENTED BOOK WRITING SYSTEM CREATES, SELLS HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF BOOKS ON AMAZON
Actually, that is awesome. I wish I had thought of that. -
RobertKaucher
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I went ahead and wrote a review on the site. I'd suggest that you do so as well, Ivanjam. -
Ivanjam
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@RobertKaucher - lol, you already used the best line!Fall 2014: Start MA in Mathematics [X]
Fall 2016: Start PhD in Mathematics [X] -
N2IT
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"Limit drugs Caffeine Eg beverage no doz V and other drugs Eg travel at an
excessive or illegal velocity coke bestow you a having little length elevator
before making you cease operating abruptly and cause a sharp or stinging pain."
I may make a plaque of this and hang it in my office.
+1 Rep Robert -
RobertKaucher
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@RobertKaucher - lol, you already used the best line!
I am quite certain there are other gems in there! I will gladly change mine if you do one. This was totally your find! -
About7Narwhal
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There is some good advice. Confusing, but good:Kevin Albert: Page 13 wrote:Remember..
There's always a emitting light at the end of the passageway. Exams have a start and an end and the tenseness that goes along with them should end with the examination. Once the paper's in there's nothing more you can do to legally effect of one thing or person the outcome which means it's presently time to chill and enjoy love to do the summertime.
So, let's all just chill, enjoy love, and to do the summertime. -
drefoq80
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Thats is just like the first 3 pages... can you imagine what the rest of the book look like! sadly its only about 100 pages lol
