Im at a loss for words....

johnnynodoughjohnnynodough Member Posts: 634
I have been using email for 12+ years now, I have gotten more spam than there is hair left on my noggin. But lately I have been getting just the weirdest, strangest, most ridiculous messages ever. They advertise nothing at all, I can only surmise that they are trying to find out of the account exists, but i keep getting them No more viagra or **** plugs, just these weird ones, oh, and I know all the insider trader iinformation on the stock market to.

I just want to share this with ya'll cause I think its damn funny


no sort of dorg Orses and dorgs is some mens fancy Theyre wittles and drink to me
death down there periodically and I am on my way now to my mothers English crumbs in it than were to be expected in a foreign wine in anything like a pure state
as he can look at me out of his two eyes Is he indeed said Mr Ferris
What I have endured and do endure here is insupportable " And but for the promptitude of
like living they tell me on a sand heap underneath a burning glass He looked strongbeen overdosed with taters I commanded him in my deepest voice to order a veal cutlet and potatoes
you must try to look at it from a new point of view and not as a schoolboy
But now I mean to do it returned the crusty My first master will succeed me
Do I gather from what you say maam that Mr James is ill asked Mr Sheppard
been as natural and deny a girl as ever breathed Youll be worthy of her wont you
English crumbs in it than were to be expected in a foreign wine in anything like a pure state
Why you see we wasnt aware sir returned the waiter still apologetically as
I was so filled with the play and with the past for it was in a mannerAnnie my retrograde returned her mother once for all I must really beg that you will not interfere
Suppose you were to go down into the old part of the country again for instance and see thatthe evening fly away as if it were but an hour It closed in an incident which I well remember
and mystery of the whole show the influence upon me of the poetry the lights the amidst
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earnestness one day or other My wonder is that you are not in earnest yourself




If they werent spam, which just pisses me off due to their nature, I would actually enjoy them.
Go Hawks - 7 and 2

2 games againts San Fran coming up, oh yeah baby, why even play? just put then in the win category and call it good :p

Comments

  • TheShadowTheShadow Member Posts: 1,057 ■■■■■■□□□□
    Maybe they are tests to try and figure out how to defeat some of the new heuristic spam detection software and hardware.
    Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of technology?... The Shadow DO
  • panikpanik Member Posts: 61 ■■□□□□□□□□
    Yeah, that's what I think it is as well.

    But won't it make the the Spam filters pick up emails full of random garbage as spam?
  • evanderburgevanderburg Member Posts: 229 ■■■□□□□□□□
    AHH. What will we all do without emails full of random garbage.

    Thanks for sharing that. It was weird. I can say I have never received that one before.
    "You can never know everything and part of what you know is always wrong. Perhaps even the most important part. A portion of wisdom lies in knowing that. A portion of courage lies in going on anyway. " - Lan, Winter's Heart by Robert Jordan
  • TransatlanticTransatlantic Member Posts: 120
    panik wrote:
    Yeah, that's what I think it is as well.

    But won't it make the the Spam filters pick up emails full of random garbage as spam?

    That could equally apply to many of the "genuine" emails that I receive from people at my job on a daily basis icon_wink.gif
    "Mistakes have been made, others will be blamed."
  • johnnynodoughjohnnynodough Member Posts: 634
    Yay! I got approved for a new home loan today at 2 %, even if I have bad credit.....according to a SPAM i got today, and has this nice little nugget of wisdom attached to it.

    Enjoy.

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    condition in spite of himself seems to make him so uneasy that next day he is worse and next day worseand remember her face in its innocent loveliness again It haunted me when I got home
    great attachment for the team and I was eminent and distinguished in that little world
    I turned directly came back and looked again He did not know me but I knew him in a moment
    And what the turban do you mean retorted Fink by putting Mr Guidry into a little loft over a dilatation That you may begin in a small way to have a reliance upon yourself and to act for yourself
    For a year or more I had homemake to find a satisfactory answer to her often repeated
    but thought it manly to appear to expect
    and where I found my new room a great improvement on my old one it not being at all cicero
    her for her suggestions and rattling his money
    Well sir said the waiter with an apologetic air Mr Todd is at present in dominican ammoniac sir
    What I have endured and do endure here is insupportable " And but for the promptitude of
    in a sort of calm prophetic agony and I know hell die there sooner than hell overturnand looking penitently at his adviser That is to say our joint plans for him I said myself
    Why how do you come to be here said Betts clapping me on the shoulder I must have shown as much now in my face for her eyes were in a moment cast down and I saw tears in them
    and walking about arm in arm the livelong day Annie thus addressed made no reply
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    death down there periodically and I am on my way now to my mothers



    I think I am going to make a book - Poetry, the SPAM verses. I can claim that its my sole intelectual property since no spammer would fess up to it.
    Go Hawks - 7 and 2

    2 games againts San Fran coming up, oh yeah baby, why even play? just put then in the win category and call it good :p
  • TheShadowTheShadow Member Posts: 1,057 ■■■■■■□□□□
    I guessed right. So now our mailboxes will fill up even faster since the spam will grow by the length of the poems. Spam filters... no good deed goes unpunished. Oh well.
    Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of technology?... The Shadow DO
  • QUIX0TICQUIX0TIC Member Posts: 277
    Oh... you finally got my email I sent you! icon_wink.gif
    "To realize one's destiny is a person's only obligation."
  • 2lazybutsmart2lazybutsmart Member Posts: 1,119
    These spam messages are put together by a program that cuts and pastes together passages from well known classics at random. That's why you see some sentences that have that classical air about them. And, of course, some are just complete nonsense.

    But I agree with you; these things would probably be a good source of humor after reading a chapter from your BSCI book.

    2lbs.
    Exquisite as a lily, illustrious as a full moon,
    Magnanimous as the ocean, persistent as time.
  • johnnynodoughjohnnynodough Member Posts: 634
    ^

    Thats what I figured, I recalled several lines from variuos books in a few that I got.



    I know its you Quixotic.
    Go Hawks - 7 and 2

    2 games againts San Fran coming up, oh yeah baby, why even play? just put then in the win category and call it good :p
  • justme711justme711 Member Posts: 1 ■□□□□□□□□□
    You guys do keep me laughing, love your posts!
  • paige1paige1 Member Posts: 117
    Sounds like the stuff that those bots spit out
    Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings.

    Samuel Johnson
  • PlantwizPlantwiz Alligator wrestler Mod Posts: 5,057 Mod
    So what are your thoughts on the seemingly completely 'blank' spam messages?

    Nothing in the header to trace...nothing is there. The message appears white (even highlighted looking for small text that might be in white, nothing found). I don't see them often, but I've had them at my work as well as personal addressess, and those are not addresses I give out, so they'd be random at best.
    Plantwiz
    _____
    "Grammar and spelling aren't everything, but this is a forum, not a chat room. You have plenty of time to spell out the word "you", and look just a little bit smarter." by Phaideaux

    ***I'll add you can Capitalize the word 'I' to show a little respect for yourself too.

    'i' before 'e' except after 'c'.... weird?
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